About

The name of this blog comes from a comic book where the character Deadpool likens his life to that of a cartoon squirrel from an old animated short. In the sequence, he describes the painful struggle of the squirrel to crack open a coconut (which the poor animal thought was a gigantic nut), only to be rewarded with *another* coconut shell inside. Calling it “cartoon hell”, Deadpool sees his life in the same way, but affirms that no matter how many times life shits on him, he’ll keep coming back to try again. In his own mind, every shell he cracks means that he’s getting closer to his goals, and that he’s winning, somehow.

Kyle writes, draws, worries constantly about his weight, and complains a lot. He can also touch his nose with his big toe. He sometimes dreams that he’s Spider-Man, but the dreams always end when Black Cat takes off her domino mask and reveals herself as Jack Black.

He has another blog, but he won’t be updating it anymore. Because reasons.